To my “Coal Region” friends……
COAL REGION FRIENDS -vs.- “OTHER” FRIENDS
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Make the pierogies & stay to clean
up afterwards
OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Will help you move
OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Will take off of work for a week to
drive to a Steelers away game with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what
you did was wrong.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you
saying, Damn… that was fun!
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
give it back
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they
forget it’s yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what
the crowd is doing
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass
For leaving you behind.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you’ve had enough.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all
over the place and say, “You better drink the rest of that, don’t spill it!”
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks
shit about you.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Will knock the shit out of them!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
COAL REGION FRIENDS: Are for life.
Maybe OBAMA needs to read this, Hillary Clinton already gets it!
cancervisa